The Best Wine Pairing

I'm real classy. I'm so classy that for years I didn't have a corkscrew; instead I'd use a screw and a hammer whenever I needed to open a bottle of wine. The first time I used an actual corkscrew was the time I worked at a dive that served cheap wine. Since then, someone has given me a corkscrew, which I use, but don't worry. I still keep it classy by drinking my wine out of a coffee mug and buying the real good cheap stuff.


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