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I AM MY OWN ORACLE

For some reason in middle school our teachers gave us an assignment to play pretend with our futures. The teachers wanted us to bring a costume for what we'd look like in ten years. We had to write a bio for our future Ten Year Reunion and have our picture taken. Five year plans are ridiculous. Ten year plans? Who's got the time for that? That's how I felt then, and that's pretty much how I feel now.
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I ditched the costume, exasperated my teacher, and that dumb picture of me is in a bound book somewhere at my folks' house. Ridiculous. I suppose our teacher's thought it'd be a bit of a laugh for us once we were grown. They were always making us do that kind of crap, like having our class make a time capsule. Who the fuck cares what a bunch of 13 year olds put into a time caspule? If David Bowie made one, that's one thing, but my middle school time capsule would be a major disappointment to anyone.
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